Shocking Talent

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July 29th

My birthday. I'm excited. More for the festivities than my actual bday. It's only fitting that I go to a party on this day (5 days!!!!). With "Birthday Sex" the song of the year i guess, it's only right that I slide into something that night. I plan on it too. I've got my lineup and at least one of them are gettin their guts torn up. Hopefully I'll be doing work on more than one gut. I plan to feel like a plastic surgeon in Hollywood; Reconstructive Surgery all night on different patients. The only difference is that mine is free lol. FREE D!!!! They call me Vicks......

Big Sean

I finally saw the long awaited and highly anticipated "Get'cha Some" video and I wasn't all that impressed. I love the song (I listen to it every morning so it reminds me to only look for fresh shit lol), but the video reminded me too much of Kanye's "Good Life" video. The animations and stuff made it have that Kanye feel and not Big Sean. I honestly thought homie was just gonna be in his house going from closet to closet tryna figure out what he was gonna wear while showing us just how much fresh shit he has. Or better yet, he's out shopping and just going to all the major clothing stores and just buying stuff. I don't know. Plus he mad me mad man. Nigga rocks BBC and Bape the whole video basically. Lol I can't hate though. The guy has inspired me to not just settle and be cheap when it comes to my gear but to go above and beyond my price range.

Sweeney Todd

Man it was only a matter of time. I absolutely love this movie. The imagery as well as the lighting in the film really captures the mood. And the songs. Ahh the songs. Pretty Women, Worst Pies In London, Johanna (duet included), By The Sea, I could go on and on. Just checkout the playlist to the right. Under Mike of course.

LeBaby

This is really starting to get on my nerves. If it's not a contract its something else. First he ends the season by not at least shaking Dwight Howard's hand after they lost, but now he gets to confiscate footage of him being dunked on? Are you serious? You mean to tell me that if I get dunked on and its on tape, I can have the tapes confiscated? No. I think he's taking this King James thing too seriously. Everyone gets dunked on at one point or another. It's basketball. No one took his high school tapes of him booming on his adversaries so why take this one? Yo LeBron I got something to say. IT'S NOT THE WORLD'S FAULT THAT YOU AND YOUR TEAM GOT THAT ASS WAXED. MAYBE IF YA'LL ACTUALLY PRACTICED PLAYING AND NOT PRE-GAME ANTICS, THEN MAYBE YOU WOULD'VE GOT THAT SHOT AT THAT TITLE. Or maybe if Coach Brown treated you more as a player than a family member on the court, who knows. I couldn't believe it when I heard it on ESPN. Taking the video didn't solve the problem, it only made it worse. People get curious about things they didn't see and they let their imaginations run wild. I bet Jordan Crawford (who is this nigga?) put his nuts all in LeBron face. I'm talking grade A tea-bagging. Yeah I said it. The other crazy factor of this story is Jordan Crawford. The guy didn't even gloat during the game or in interviews. "I was just happy to be invited to the camp and get to play on the same court as him. He is truly a great player and I got to witness first hand why he's so great at what he does". Wow. This kid dunked on one of the game's most heralded players and STILL praises him as a player. Man LeBron. You took away his claim to fame and he still respects you? He's a classy guy. Don't get me wrong, I am definitely a fan of Mr. James, but I don't appreciate him taking the sport I love and turning it into his own little play area where he crys when he doesn't get what he wants. Someone please get this guy a booster seat and his binky. I wonder if this will be confiscated....

Chicago Bull

This off-season isn't going as well as expected for our mighty Chicago Bulls. The goal is to get better, not stand still, or get worse. The recent headlines are that the Bulls are in talks with Utah to acquire Carlos Boozer in a three team deal that would send Ty Thomas somewhere an Hinrich (Capt. Kirk is still a cool nickname) to Portland. Yeah it looks good that we get Boozer to try and lure Mr. Wade back home next summer, but who's the backup for Rose? Our BEST perimeter scorer is now in Detroit and best believe he's gonna torch us for 40-50 at least once this upcoming season. Tyrus leaving would make room for Taj Gibson, plus he's an overall smarter player (he actually stayed all 4 years). Boozer would give us an inside scoring option but it doesn't solve our 2-guard problem. Besides, if he's scared to dunk on an inferior European inside man, then Blake Griffin is gonna smash every single lay-up finish he tries. We could probably get Martell Webster and hopefully Ronnie Price who would serve as a great backup for Rose. He's also extremely quick with the ball and can finish and hit the outside shot. Webster is buckets from downtown all day so it would look good to Wade next summer. But Hinrich would be gone. Chicago has recently decided to stock up on each position except the 2-guard. As of now, that spot is vacant and I hope Paxson finds a way to get a solid player in there. If not, then I guess I'll apply for the new GM opening.

Never Can Say Goodbye

Though I loved Mike's memorial service yesterday, it brought me to the harsh reality that he's actually gone. I was hoping he'd come from under the stage and perform. I thought it was all a publicity stunt to help promote his concert. Something he did to make people realize how much he means to the world as well as music. Hey I was trying to be optimistic. I've loved this man since I came out the womb. I remember every holiday family dinner in which I performed a Michael Jackson song for the talent show. Had the outfits complete with glove, hat, socks, shoes, pants, and my own little jackets. I remember it all. I had the moonwalk down to a science (still do for any challengers) and I battled my friend Prentyce everyday in school. We'd just bust out in a dance in the middle of class. Mike influenced me. He showed me first hand that if you put your all into what you love, nothing but greatness will happen. I admire that man. Through every allegation, every tabloid, every lie, he NEVER let it affect his music. He still put out great songs along with great videos while people looked down on him because of lies. To the right is a playlist of all my favorite MJ songs. There are 32 songs and they include songs from the Jacksons as well as The Wiz. Speaking of, HE KILLED IN THAT MOVIE!!!! You can call this my venting post but I couldn't go another minute without paying my respects. Ever since I heard the news I can't stop listening to his music. For all you other "fans" out there, Mike made more than Thriller and had better songs. Human Nature, I Can't Help It, Lady In My Life, Dangerous, Who's Lovin' You, Girlfriend, PYT and the list goes on and on. I am truly grateful to have grown up with his music and I will make it a rule with my kids that MJ is played every morning before school. LONG LIVE THE KING OF MUSIC!!!

NBA 2K10

Pre-ordering my copy. I want the limited edition anniversary package. Signed Kobe poster, Kobe figurine, game locker, and XBOX Live Gold Room membership. Yeah I'm on it. KOBE! KOBE! KOBE!

Lakers

Repeat. They got Phil back and swaped for Ron Artest. Fisher, Bryant, Artest, Gasol, and Bynum. No weak spot in that lineup. Then they have Odom, Walton, Farmar/Brown coming off the bench!!! Man repeat

Nibblz

Shorty from Flavor of Love Season 2. I know everyone remembers her. The bi chick with total ass control? Yeah her. I'm bringing her up because I decided to do some Youtube surfing and found her page with her videos. Now, she may not be the most attractive girl in the bunch, but the body is nice. Her ass ability is ridiculous!!! If I ran into her while she had a bag over her face with the mouth cut out, we good to go. Check these two out....good googaly moogaly.